What If ... Spider-Man was an abuse victim?

Watch out, True Believers! In this action packed cross over between Marvel and the National Committee to Prevent Child Abuse, Spider-Man faces his greatest foe yet: his dark secret of childhood sexual abuse!


I guess holding a boy against your spandex clad body as you swing around the city is in no way creepy or weird...

Some tips from your friendly neighborhood sexual abuse preventer!


Update: Spidey's not the only one! HULK SMASH!


Images thanks to one of my very favorite interweb locations, Comics with Problems.