"It's not enough that he has to rescue the free world from capitalistic greed and global terrorism and global warming and uncontrolled immigration and even give a rousing commencement speech to seemingly sedated students at ASU most who were either a) of another political party or b) just want to start the night's binge drinking. Now Obama has been drafted to fight aliens.
In a 48-page June issue of the comic "Drafted: 100 Days," Obama joins the fray in an intergalactic war between the human race and a mysterious alien force. The plot is set prior to the presidential election, actually, so Obama can focus on saving Earth without having to worry about, well, saving Earth."
I think Obama would embrace aliens not fight them. Maybe they can get Bush, he likes fighting (illegal) aliens and he's not doing anything else right now.
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